MHA sick

Shoto: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Officer Jon: Well, you're gonna have to be careful, this guy is armed and dangerous. He's already killed 3 people.

....not on my watch

Officer Jon: You sure you can handle this? He has a gun, and he's not afraid to use it.

*He notices your eyes and he's a bit startled, he takes a step back* Kirishima: What are you?

the mimic *not true and he knows, but hey i had to, i played fnaf security breach*

Kirishima: I was just gonna ask...why do you always wear that hoodie? It's always covering your face.

*You're too tired to even respond, you just shake your head*

Kirishima: You know, you don't have to wear it all the time. It's not like anyone will judge you.

*Shoto's soba is delicious, you want some?*

Bakugo: SHUT UP, I CAN'T SLEEP WHEN YOURE TALKING! *Bakugo is on the verge of passing out, he's sweating like a pig and his nose is bleeding*

*wait, pigs don't sweat*

*You're right, pigs don't sweat. Bakugo is literally drenched in sweat*

IM ACTING DEAD

Momo: *Coughs* Me too..

*acts dead*

Kirishima: *still in the bathroom, trying not to throw up* Bakugo: *coughing up blood* Izuku: I don't think we're gonna be okay… Denki: I mean, we're probably going to be fine! I mean, it's just a cold, right?

Bakugo: *coughing up a storm, but still being his usual angry self* I'm not weak, I can take this! *he then sneezes, and accidentally blows up the table* Kirishima: I'm not weak either! *he then throws up in the bathroom* Izuku: *just coughing up blood* Shoto: *eating soba and not caring* Mina: *also throwing up in the bathroom* Ochaco: *also throwing up* Tsu: *just being herself, being gross*

Bakugo: Can I ride on you? *he's being serious, he's just really bored and wants to go on an adventure*