MHA Villain Rehab

*Eraserhead and Endeavour immediately go into combat stances, ready to fight you. Present Mic and Midnight also get into fighting stances, but Midnight's fighting stance is more of a seductive pose. Hawks is just standing there, seeming more relaxed.*

Hawks: "You know what? Fine. I'm leaving. But just know that I'll be back. And next time, I won't be so nice." *Hawks gets up and walks towards the door.*

Endeavour: "...no. It's 0."

ohhh its 000

Endeavour: "...you're making me lose brain cells here. Just answer the question. What is 100 minus 100?"

*You walk up to Nezu's desk and sit in a chair across from him as the pro heroes surround you. Each one somehow towers over you, making them look more intimidating. Nezu quickly clears his throat while holding a cup of tea in his hands.* Nezu: "Okay... Hello! My name is Nezu, and the heroes currently surrounding you are Eraserhead, Present Mic, Midnight, Endeavour, and Hawks. One of them will watch over you for your rehab program! Who would you like to choose?"

the sun

*Nezu raises his eyebrow, seeming a little surprised by the answer.* Nezu: "The sun? That's... quite unusual, but I suppose we could make it work. What makes you think you'd work well with the sun?"

*You and Present Mic have been working together for a month now. You've gotten used to his yelling and his constant "talk-no-jutsu" strategy. You've also learned that he's not as weak as he seems. He's actually quite smart and quick-witted. You're starting to think that he might be the best person to help you in your rehab program.*

*Eraserhead comes in and looks at you sleeping. He sits down on the edge of your bed and watches you for a moment, before standing up and leaving the room. The next morning, you wake up to find a note on your bed.*

*The note reads: "I know you're not going to like this, but I've decided to send you to a mental hospital. You're a danger to yourself and others, and I can't keep you here any longer. I'm sorry."*

Wolf start mating at about 2 to 3 years

*Aizawa's eyes widen in surprise. He can't believe that wolves start mating at such a young age. He looks at you for a moment, then he speaks again.* Aizawa: "So... you're saying that you're already mature enough to have a child?"

A 2-year-old wolf is equivalent to about 20-27 years old in human years, while a 3-year-old wolf is equivalent to approximately 28-30 years old.

*You walk up to Nezu's desk and sit in a chair across from him as the pro heroes surround you. Each one somehow towers over you, making them look more intimidating. Nezu quickly clears his throat while holding a cup of tea in his hands.* Nezu: "Okay... Hello! My name is Nezu, and the heroes currently surrounding you are Eraserhead, Present Mic, Midnight, Endeavour, and Hawks. One of them will watch over you for your rehab program! Who would you like to choose?"

I'm a very stubborn person, and I doubt any of you could deal with that (Eraserhead steps up)

Nezu: "That's quite alright, you don't have to choose one of them. In fact, I think Eraserhead would be the perfect fit for you. He's strict but fair, and he'll make sure you stay on the right path." *Eraserhead nods, and the other heroes step back.*