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...there's a dress code

Lily:what's a dress code?

*points at all most everyone in the same outfit*

*steps back from Lily* no touching. *blinks* also ghosts are real. one tried to eat me yesterday.

*Everyone exchanges confused glances* Denki: Ghosts?! Yesterday?!

*nods slowly* it had sharp teeth. *fidgets with scarf* tasted like old fish.

Aizawa: *stood by the door*CHILDREN.we have a new stu- Lily:*barges in wearing a revealing outfit,slams the door on aizawas face and he collapses* HAIII GUYS I'M SO CUTE LOVE ME!!! Everyone: OH MY GOD!!

*looks at the chaos with deadpan eyes* ...dad just died.

*Everyone freezes in shock* Lily: Did he just...? *Bakugo's eyes narrow* Bakugo: Oi! What did you just say?! *Kirishima grabs Bakugo's arm* Kirishima: Bro, chill! The kid's probably in shock!

Lily: YOU'RE ALWAYS SO CALM AND COLLECTED!! IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!

Ara~ara *smiles* then stop shouting you can take it out on the grapehead over there *points at Mineta*

Lily: FINE!! I WILL!! *walks over to Mineta and grabs him by the collar* Mineta: W-wait!! I'm sorry!!

cheese

The cheese is perfect! Not too melty, not too firm! *grins* You know what would make it even better though?

bread

The air went on strike last week. *phone buzzes again* Now oxygen wants hazard pay.

thats probably becouse of lidas handchoping

*Aizawa's eyes widen in sudden realization* Oh. OH. That makes so much sense now. *pulls out incident report* Last week oxygen was... crying? I wrote it off as weather-related.