Minnow and Milton

Milton: I’m breaking up with you because you’re broke and unattractive! Minnow: yea he found someone better *they kiss under the umbrella* You: How could you Milton I loved you!! Well you’ll regret it! Milton: how am I going to regret dating a ugly pig *you take your hoodie off to reveal your white crop top and you take your glasses off, then you untie your hair and your the most beautiful girl ever* I’m a singer actually my names Rosita from Roses and Thorns and I’m the billionaire

*takes umbrella back* im actually the famues piano player my real name is queen lanyacrystal

Milton: *eyes widen* you're joking right?

haha i hate jokes kiddo

Milton: you're really a famous singer…?

im trillionair