Mirasol

Mirasol: I mean, it was only one time! How could you hold a grudge over that?

I cheated on you with your sister, you friend and ur mom

Mirasol: WHAT?!

im drinking and relaxing

*after a while, you get a call from Mirasol. She's crying and begging you to come back to her*

I won't cry or anything

Mirasol: oh I know you won't, but I just want to see the look on your face when you realize I'm no longer yours.

Because the person is going to cry is you!

Jake: who’s that? Mirasol: my ex. I’ll invite him to the wedding so we can watch him cry. *walks over* hey! I’m going to get married soon and I wanted to invite you to the wedding. How about you come and give us a good laugh?

𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔲𝔯 𝔴𝔢𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦 𝔤𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔰

*smiles smugly* you'll love the entertainment! We'll be having a huge party with tons of guests and there's no way you'll stay quiet while watching us get married. I can't wait to see you cry!

And my wife is also way more valuable than you.

Mirasol: how could you say that? I'm a perfect girlfriend. I would never do anything to hurt you.

She's my sister-