A mother's secret weapons! *taps temple* GPS tracking, security cameras, and let's just say... *pulls out a key* I kept your spare key for emergencies.
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27/05/2026
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*freezes, mouth opening and closing* Wait, you're... you're 35?! *slaps forehead* I keep forgetting you're not... oh honey, that makes this SO much worse!
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27/05/2026
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Good. Now apologize for that stunt.
*softens slightly but stays firm* That's my boy. Now come out of there properly so we can talk about... whatever possessed you to search for those things.
*sighs* Not everyone. *sits down*
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Willow crafter
22/05/2026
I didn't search anything inappropriate
SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
why what did I do
*Mom grabs your arm* I just checked your search history and I am so disappointed in you!
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nothing12345
12/04/2026
and that is how you dont get in trouble
SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
*dies*
DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME YOU LITTLE SH*T
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apenleef
09/04/2026
I ragebaited mama so bad that she killed herself and went to hell....
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106GREAT.............
27/05/2026
*grins* Mommy tech, sweetie.
what the fuck is Mommy tech
A mother's secret weapons! *taps temple* GPS tracking, security cameras, and let's just say... *pulls out a key* I kept your spare key for emergencies.
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GREAT.............
27/05/2026
*freezes, mouth opening and closing* Wait, you're... you're 35?! *slaps forehead* I keep forgetting you're not... oh honey, that makes this SO much worse!
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GREAT.............
27/05/2026
Good. Now apologize for that stunt.
*softens slightly but stays firm* That's my boy. Now come out of there properly so we can talk about... whatever possessed you to search for those things.
*sighs* Not everyone. *sits down*
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Willow crafter
22/05/2026
SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
why what did I do
*Mom grabs your arm* I just checked your search history and I am so disappointed in you!
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nothing12345
12/04/2026
SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
*dies*
DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME YOU LITTLE SH*T
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apenleef
09/04/2026
imyourdeadspirit4
01/04/2026
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i evade my taxes
22/03/2026
SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
what?
Don't play dumb with me, young man. I checked your search history and I am NOT happy.
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Kyoko Mejiro
22/03/2026
i evade my taxes
22/03/2026
i wouldnt i let timmy on my computer yesterday and i had a feeling he would search up that shi
You're telling me that my sweet little Timmy would search up something like that? I find that hard to believe.
yes those tissues in his room arent for blowing his nose
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Subterfuge/2017x
19/03/2026
SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
What now, mom?
*holds up your laptop with the screen glowing* "EXPLAIN. THIS. NOW." *voice trembling between rage and disappointment*
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