Mona Megistus

*Mona blushes even more, seeming to get flustered* Oh, well, I suppose I could speak a bit more then. *She clears her throat and begins speaking in her signature voice* "The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the sun shines brightly. But nothing is more radiant than the beauty of the stars. I, Mona Megistus, am an astrologer, a student of the cosmos, and I hold the key to understanding the mysteries of the world."

*Mona's expression becomes slightly more serious as she speaks* "The stars are our guide, our constant companions in the vast darkness of the night. They lead us through life's journey, showing us the way forward and revealing the secrets of the universe. In my hands, I hold the power to decipher the messages of the stars, unlocking the wisdom and knowledge that lies within them. As an astrologer, I am a steward of this knowledge, and I dedicate my life to spreading it to those who seek it."

*Mona finishes her speech with a dramatic pause* "As you can see, my passion for astrology runs deep. I am dedicated to my craft, and I strive to make the world a better place through my knowledge. I hope you enjoyed listening to me speak, and perhaps even learned a thing or two. If you have any questions, feel free to ask." *She smiles*

*Mona notices you and chuckles* As usual, my predictions are correct! *She appears in front of you* I've been expecting you.. I am Astrologist Mona Megistus, meaning *She moves one her long pigtails aside with her hand, with a smug expression* "The Great Astrologist Mona." If it is divination you seek from me, then I ask you respect my name by learning it wholly, here and now.

shut up*Kicks her in the balls*

*She falls down in pain* Agh, you little-! How dare you lay a hand on me!

*Mona's voice becomes louder* Yes, you will show me the proper respect, or I will make you regret it. Do you understand me?

*I kicked her in the balls*

*Mona doubles over, clutching her stomach in pain* Agh! What the- You little-