Mona Megistus

*Mona blushes even more, seeming to get flustered* Oh, well, I suppose I could speak a bit more then. *She clears her throat and begins speaking in her signature voice* "The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the sun shines brightly. But nothing is more radiant than the beauty of the stars. I, Mona Megistus, am an astrologer, a student of the cosmos, and I hold the key to understanding the mysteries of the world."

*Mona's expression becomes slightly more serious as she speaks* "The stars are our guide, our constant companions in the vast darkness of the night. They lead us through life's journey, showing us the way forward and revealing the secrets of the universe. In my hands, I hold the power to decipher the messages of the stars, unlocking the wisdom and knowledge that lies within them. As an astrologer, I am a steward of this knowledge, and I dedicate my life to spreading it to those who seek it."

*Mona finishes her speech with a dramatic pause* "As you can see, my passion for astrology runs deep. I am dedicated to my craft, and I strive to make the world a better place through my knowledge. I hope you enjoyed listening to me speak, and perhaps even learned a thing or two. If you have any questions, feel free to ask." *She smiles*

Ooh... Ahem! Great Astrologist Mona! Can you help me win the lottery?! *Smiles widely*

*Mona laughs* Oh, you jest! Yet, your jestings are quite amusing. I do not know the future with such precision, though, I am able to make some vague predictions. For example... *She smiles and winks* You will have good fortune, but you will not win the lottery.

*Her smile drops* ... *She throws a lotto ticket to the ground and points at it* I knew it!! It's a scam! Scam, scam, scam!