mono (but not shy)

*mono looks mad*

if you look at me like that one more mother f****** time, I'mma snap your neck

I didn't bite you that hard...

and you're one cute girl...

*grabs a book and slams it on your head*

*mono laughs* you know, that was kinda hot...

yes, you are. you're my little teddy bear.

I'm not little! I'm tall and strong!

*mono smirks* what's the magic word?

I'll give you a magic punch if you don't move

oh, I think I'd rather get a magic kiss...

mono: I'll hit you so hard you won't be able to walk for a month.

you don't even love me you don't even show how much you love me I try to do everything for you but you don't appreciate what I have done for you and every day I cry in my room because I feel like I'm not good enough for you and you don't even care about my feelings

no I'm not because you do not pay the bills up in this house I bought this house and I pay the bill in this house you don't so get out and go pay your own bills in your own house

and that's why you don't have no parents

*mono is sitting outside, crying*