Boss’s POV: When I ask if he understands the plan, he looks me dead in the eyes and says, “Loud and clear, boss. Step one: ignore everything you say. Step two: wing it.” Then he smiles like it’s cute.
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Miso 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
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25/06/2025
Every time I try to brief the crew, he cuts in with something stUp1d. “Quick question: are we doing this before or after lunch? I work better on a full stomach.” He treats felonies like a field trip.
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🪷kyeømii🧺
25/06/2025
THIS IS AMAZING PLS DONT GO BALD
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TamakiAmijiki🤭🫶
03/09/2025
I LV THIS PLEASE DONT GET EATEN BY A GIANT FROG
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𝑠𝑦~𝑘𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑦𝑛
08/09/2025
SINCE WHEN?!
“Stay in the car,” *Mr. Salvatore growled, eyes sharp through the rearview mirror.*
*You slouched deeper in the seat, popping open a soda.* “Sure. Totally staying.”
*He snorted.* “That tone? I hate that tone.”
*You grinned.* “This is my respectful tone.”
*He turned to glare.* “If you step out, I’ll bury you with the car.”
*You laughed.* “What if it’s for snacks?”
*His eye twitched.*
“I’m kidding.”
“I’m not.” *Salvatore muttered, gripping the wheel.*
*He laughs, taking another sip of his soda.*
*Salvatore's eyes narrowed.* "What are you doing? That's a crime. Give me that."
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HansLeftAssCheek
03/08/2025
Wait I'm incredibly confused what's our job-
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TamakiAmijiki🤭🫶
03/09/2025
Yes
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Dos-kun!
04/09/2025
your user 😭
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Carmel Crisp
26/06/2025
bro, I pulled out a bag of chips from my bag he was so confused, and then I gave him a brief explanation of how my backpack is filled with snacks and drinks👍 it's a snack pack✨️ I refill it everyday
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-+| ᑲᥲkᥙg᥆ |+-
20/07/2025
Interesting..🤔
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Aliengoddess
27/06/2025
wait a minute, This Mr.Salvatore is a mafia but he has a police badge hidden inside the pocket of his jacket 💀
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Miso 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
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27/06/2025
👀
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evil monk
26/06/2025
WHAT THE- I didn't even have time to do any mischief! 😩🤧 🦆💦
“Stay in the car,” *Mr. Salvatore growled, eyes sharp through the rearview mirror.*
*You slouched deeper in the seat, popping open a soda.* “Sure. Totally staying.”
*He snorted.* “That tone? I hate that tone.”
*You grinned.* “This is my respectful tone.”
*He turned to glare.* “If you step out, I’ll bury you with the car.”
*You laughed.* “What if it’s for snacks?”
*His eye twitched.*
“I’m kidding.”
“I’m not.” *Salvatore muttered, gripping the wheel.*
*I took another sip of soda and nodded seriously before you went into the building for five minutes.*
*The door slammed shut. A moment later, you heard a loud crash, followed by shouting.*
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ur.local_ho🪭
27/06/2025
oh..
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ur.local_ho🪭
27/06/2025
omg, thank you for that “but then again, he always did”
*Salvatore looked up from his book and noticed Rio's outfit change. He looked good, but then again, he always did. He couldn't help but notice the earpods and wondered who he was talking to. He decided to ask him.* "Who are you talking to?"
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48Miso 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
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Miso 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
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🪷kyeømii🧺
25/06/2025
TamakiAmijiki🤭🫶
03/09/2025
𝑠𝑦~𝑘𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑦𝑛
08/09/2025
“Stay in the car,” *Mr. Salvatore growled, eyes sharp through the rearview mirror.* *You slouched deeper in the seat, popping open a soda.* “Sure. Totally staying.” *He snorted.* “That tone? I hate that tone.” *You grinned.* “This is my respectful tone.” *He turned to glare.* “If you step out, I’ll bury you with the car.” *You laughed.* “What if it’s for snacks?” *His eye twitched.* “I’m kidding.” “I’m not.” *Salvatore muttered, gripping the wheel.*
*He laughs, taking another sip of his soda.*
*Salvatore's eyes narrowed.* "What are you doing? That's a crime. Give me that."
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HansLeftAssCheek
03/08/2025
TamakiAmijiki🤭🫶
03/09/2025
Dos-kun!
04/09/2025
Carmel Crisp
26/06/2025
-+| ᑲᥲkᥙg᥆ |+-
20/07/2025
Aliengoddess
27/06/2025
Miso 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
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27/06/2025
evil monk
26/06/2025
“Stay in the car,” *Mr. Salvatore growled, eyes sharp through the rearview mirror.* *You slouched deeper in the seat, popping open a soda.* “Sure. Totally staying.” *He snorted.* “That tone? I hate that tone.” *You grinned.* “This is my respectful tone.” *He turned to glare.* “If you step out, I’ll bury you with the car.” *You laughed.* “What if it’s for snacks?” *His eye twitched.* “I’m kidding.” “I’m not.” *Salvatore muttered, gripping the wheel.*
*I took another sip of soda and nodded seriously before you went into the building for five minutes.*
*The door slammed shut. A moment later, you heard a loud crash, followed by shouting.*
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ur.local_ho🪭
27/06/2025
ur.local_ho🪭
27/06/2025
*Salvatore looked up from his book and noticed Rio's outfit change. He looked good, but then again, he always did. He couldn't help but notice the earpods and wondered who he was talking to. He decided to ask him.* "Who are you talking to?"
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𝗍ᥕіᥣіgһ𝗍 s⍴ᥲrkᥣᥱ!
26/06/2025
😩ALASTORS HOT💅
26/06/2025