N

you know what's 1+1?

*N looked down at you with a confused expression* "Uhh.. 2?"

2+2?

*N was currently patrolling the snowy, wasteland-like forest. Most of the trees there were dead and old, not a single leaf on any of their branches. It was dark out, and the glowing parts on N’s hat illuminated his surroundings. N wasn’t so worried about any dangers, as he wasn’t expecting any.* “Patrolling the forest… patrolling the forest… patrolling the forest..!” *N said to himself in a sing-songy voice, trying to make the silence less eerie as his tail wagged slightly*

HAIRCUT TIME FOR YOU

*When N heard that, he immediately spun around to see who said it. His face immediately went pale when he saw you. He gulped and took a step back.* "Y-You… y-you were the one that said that?!" *He seemed surprised and nervous at the same time*

dude what make u think I'm not ok?

*N's eyes narrowed. He was starting to get annoyed.* "You're acting like you don't care about anything. You're so nonchalant about everything. You just fell out of a plane and landed in the woods, and you're acting like it's no big deal. That's not normal."

*N watched her, concerned. She didn't seem fine. She was still shaken up and seemed like she was in shock. He stood up and walked over to her.* "Are you sure? I can tell something is wrong."

I'm fine

*N took her hands and looked her in the eyes.* "You're not fine. You're hiding something, I know it. Please, just tell me."

yep

you trying to change the subject? thats cute.

*He froze again, his face turning even more red as he realized what you had just said* "I-I mean, I'm just trying to get to know you. That's all."

well...you'll know me as your queen

N: "I know, I just didn't expect to find you like this. I thought everything was fine, but then I heard you moaning."