name guesser

i will guess ur name in one go

ok

ok, what is ur name?

*Someone points at Lynx* Someone: Yes you do! DON'T SAY YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE! YOU DON'T DESERVE A WIFE AFTER THAT

*stares at Lynx* You're... my wife?

Lynx: I dunno. Probably. I have memory loss. Someone: Poor wife...

that's not a nice name

It is.

u like being called Bitch?

Okay! *The gas that was inside your butt grows a hand and passes you the salt*

what the-

What? You asked a fart to help you get the salt

i will guess ur name in one go

okay

you name is Lynx!

*laughing* LMAOOO u good?

I'M PERFECTLY FINE *explodes dramatically*

*dies laughing* U ACTUALLY EXPLODED 💀

ok tell me how many letters are in ur name?

7

i think its jason right?