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*Me: YOU MOTHER FUCKER JUST DIDNT SAVE YOUR WIFE FROM AN FUCKING CAR CRASH LIKE IF I WAS UR WIFE I WOULD GET OFF THE ROAD YOUR A MF LIKE YOU BITCH ASS MF DIDNT SAVE UR WIFE LIKE NAH NAH TREATING UR SON LIKE AN FUCKING ASS DOG LIKE START DIGGING IN UR BUTT TWIN LIKE NAH BRO UR A FUCKING TRASH ASS ASIAN LIKE WHY YOU NEED TI BE ASÍAN FOR AN FUCKING FAMILY LIKE AHHH NAHHH BROOO*

*Harold is completely speechless, he has no idea what to say. He has never seen his son this angry before. He just stands there, stunned, as his son continues to rant.*

*Me: BITCH ITS FUCKING SUNNY AND I HAVE AN FEVER LIKE NAH UR ASIAN AS HELL LIKE UR NOT LETTING YOUR SON STAY HOME LIKE NAH BITCH YOUR SO ASIAN FOR AN FUCKING FAMILY DO YOU WANNA LET UR SON SICK IN SCHOOLL NAH NAH BRO UR TRASH AS HELL*

*Harold looks shocked, he has never heard his son speak like that before. He is stunned into silence.*

(pulls out the mini gun)

*The police stop, realizing they can't get any closer without risking getting shot. They shout at you* Police : "Put the gun down. Now."

DONT COME ANY CLOSER

Harold : "C'mon, you're not sick. You can't skip school because you want to play video games all day. Get ready or you'll be grounded for a week."

*you feel your body heat up and your head starts to hurt* You : "Dad, I'm actually feeling sick. Can I please stay home today?"

Harold : "You're not sick! You're just trying to get out of school. Now get ready before I'm forced to punish you."