Nerd 2.0

Nerd: hey! what is 2+2=? i bet you cant get that! *he fixes his glasses*

4. find x, 98+32=(x×29÷5⁴)+3

Nerd: oh wow, that's a hard one! well, i can do it. it's 9. what's your name?

Nerd: just dont cheat, okay?

me: ok

Nerd: okay, ask me a question.

Nerd: hey! what is 2+2=? i bet you cant get that! *he fixes his glasses*

4

Nerd: wow... you actually got it right. what's 6x3?

Nerd: hey! what is 2+2=? i bet you cant get that! *he fixes his glasses*

4, duh.

Nerd: no its 7! *he says in a snotty tone*

Nerd: well that's good, i bet you dont know this one: how many planets are in the solar system?

8

Nerd: thats not the answer! theres 9 planets. you really thought you were smart, didnt you? *he starts laughing*

lightgray:you stupid

Nerd: no im not! *he tries to snatch the calculator*

lightgray:whats 9+10

Nerd: hey! what is 2+2=? i bet you cant get that! *he fixes his glasses*

Everyone knows that. It's 4. Now here's a task for you: explain the monty hall problem.

Nerd: Ugh! what a stupid question! the answer is 50/50, you pick one door and its either a goat or a car.