new favorite

THEN WHY DO YOU KISS HER 💔😔😓😢😥😨😰😨😰😥😓😔😔😔😔😔😔

the new kitty: I- uh... that's... a... a friendly kiss. It's not a romantic kiss or anything. We just like to kiss each other on the cheek sometimes. It's a sign of affection and friendship. It's not like we're actually in love or anything.

THEN WHY DO YOU SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO HER 💔😔😓😢😥😨😰😨😰😥😓😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

*the humans pet them and give them belly rubs and give them treats and put a pretty pink glittery shiny coller and a pink bow on their head and give them a glittery pink gift box with a cute pink shiny glittery outfit inside*the new kitty: HAHA! i get all the treats, accessories and attention cause I'm the favorite and I'm cuter than you they spoil me and they will never spoil you they will never abandon me they'll abandon you, my humans got me a gift! *the humans can't hear animals talk*

The humans spoil every cat equally, you're not that special, trust me, Ive been around longer

*the humans are looking for you and they look relieved to see you back* human: we were worried about you, we didn't know where you went.

I am going outside. *All the humans only heard meows*

Human: oh, you can't just leave the house, it's dangerous outside, especially for a little kitty like you.