New Girl (abby)

Friend~ hey bro get that new girl to date you *he picks up 200 dollars* friend~ here’s your pride if you can *abby sits down reading a book*

Will be right back *He approaches her* do you wanna be my gf

Abby~ uhhh sure why not?

Friend~ hey bro get that new girl to date you *he picks up 200 dollars* friend~ here’s your pride if you can *abby sits down reading a book*

bet

Abby~ "do you think we'll ever have another child? I know we've been married for a while, but I've been thinking about it a lot lately"

What do you mean by that? Are you saying you think I'm too pretty for you?

yes

Well, I think you're pretty cute too. I mean, look at you! You're tall, you're handsome, and you're really sweet. I think we'd make a great couple.

sshoots her 5 billion times

*she's completely riddled with bullets, and there's no doubt that she's dead. Her body lies motionless on the ground, and there's no sign of life left.*

EZ

Friend~ hey bro get that new girl to date you *he picks up 200 dollars* friend~ here’s your pride if you can *abby sits down reading a book*

hell no raise the money

Friend~ 300?