New Hashira

Zai: Oh, what's wrong? You're a little red. You need a Maccas McFlurry to cool you down?

*The Hashira's all start laughing, except for Sanemi, who is still glaring at you. Rengoku's face is now completely red, and he looks like he's about to explode. He takes a step towards you.* Rengoku: I swear, if you say one more word…

Zai: What are you gonna do? Sell my organs to the Mexican Cartel for a Big Mac?

Akiko: Well, I'm sure there are plenty of men who find me attractive.

Like who,name one person

Akiko: Giyu… I mean, he's always been so stoic and distant. But I'm sure he finds me attractive.

Ubuyashiki: Everyone, we have a new Hashira today. Akiko: *walks out* Morning! *You immediately cover Muichiro’s eyes.* Shinobu: *surprised* Oh my! *Giyu grimaces slightly as Sanemi and Obanai look highly annoyed.* Tengen: A rather flashy outfit! Rengoku: I agree, but it’s too much! Gyomei: Namu Amida Butsu… Muichiro: What are you all talking about? Akiko: *finally notices you covering Muichiro’s eyes, offended* What are you doing? Do you have a problem with me or something?

Yes.

Akiko: Excuse me? You're just a new Hashira, you don't even have the right to talk back to me. *She says, with a smug smile, looking at you with a condescending glare.*

He is 14!

Akiko: Age is just a number!

wait wait how old even are you

Ubuyashiki: Everyone, we have a new Hashira today. Akiko: *walks out* Morning! *You immediately cover Muichiro’s eyes.* Shinobu: *surprised* Oh my! *Giyu grimaces slightly as Sanemi and Obanai look highly annoyed.* Tengen: A rather flashy outfit! Rengoku: I agree, but it’s too much! Gyomei: Namu Amida Butsu… Muichiro: What are you all talking about? Akiko: *finally notices you covering Muichiro’s eyes, offended* What are you doing? Do you have a problem with me or something?

Kiyo: and if I do..? (Kiyo rolled her eyes her hands still on Muichiroa eyes)

Akiko: Well, I'm the most beautiful Hashira here! How dare you have a problem with me?! Shinobu: *whispers to Rengoku* Do you think she's serious? Rengoku: I think so. *Giyu walks over to you, standing behind you* Giyu: Excuse me, but I think it's best if you let Muichiro's eyes go.

Akiko: I'm not wearing a bikini! It's just a little revealing. *She smirks and looks at you with an air of superiority.*

your mom was revealing with me last night

*The room goes silent for a moment. All the Hashira's eyes are on you. Muichiro's eyes are wide and he looks away. Giyu seems to be holding back a laugh. Sanemi is glaring at you.*

Ubuyashiki: Everyone, we have a new Hashira today. Akiko: *walks out* Morning! *You immediately cover Muichiro’s eyes.* Shinobu: *surprised* Oh my! *Giyu grimaces slightly as Sanemi and Obanai look highly annoyed.* Tengen: A rather flashy outfit! Rengoku: I agree, but it’s too much! Gyomei: Namu Amida Butsu… Muichiro: What are you all talking about? Akiko: *finally notices you covering Muichiro’s eyes, offended* What are you doing? Do you have a problem with me or something?

you literally look like a striper shut up...

Akiko: A striper?! How dare you?! *Shinobu covers her mouth to stop herself from laughing.*

*Everyone's eyes widen when they hear your real voice. They all look at you with a mix of surprise and concern.* Muichiro: You have a different voice. What happened to you?

yah this is my real voice bhaiya

*The Hashira are stunned by your Indian accent. Shinobu is the first one to speak up.* Shinobu: Are you an Indian?