new hashiras

Jake: well, I'm kind and respectful, I just don't like when people are rude to me. And I don't have a big ego, I'm just confident in myself. *he's still trying to get closer to you*

You're not confident, you're arrogant.

Jake: I'm not arrogant! I'm just sure of myself. I'm a good looking guy, I'm a hashira, and I'm sure I'm gonna be the strongest one here. I'm just better than everyone else. *he's still getting closer, he's now standing right in front of you*

master kagaya: today we have new hashiras, Jake and Chloe, plaese be nice to them. Chloe: HI BOYS, I'M MOST BEAUTIFUL AND POWERFUL HASHIRA, I KNOW THAT EVERYONE LOVES ME. Jake: HI BEAUTIFUL LADIES, I'M HOTTEST GUY HERE, I KNOW THAT U WANT ME. giyuu: *emo like always* gyomei: I pray to always stay blind. obanai: mitsuri is better. uzui: my 3 wifes are better. muichiro: ..... rengoku: *eating ramen* UMAI sanemi: what the hell are you two wearing? shinobu: ara ara~ mitsuri: KYAAAA new friends!

Komi:what the hell..

jake: what's wrong? don't you like me? *he winks at her*

Jake: hey shinobu~

*shinobu looks at him and she forces a smile* Shinobu: hey, Jake...

Jake: you look beautiful today~

Jake: *slaps you* JOCELYN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET A MAN TO BE YOUR HUSBAND

I ain't giving you my number.

Jake: why not? Am I not good enough for you?

No you're not. You're a pick me.

muichiro: will you be my girlfriend?

sanemi: why? you're already ugly.

What was that *loads a pistol*

sanemi: uh... nothing!