New pick me girl

so that's it

Emily:well you're definitely not as pretty as me. You look like a walking potato.

first thing I'm not your mirror second thing I'm about to pull out theI'm just going to say my favorite line before I pulled out

Teacher:Class quiet! *still yapping* CLASS! *goes silent*we have a new student her name is- Emily:HAIII GUYS I'M EMILY AND I'M THE MOST HOTTEST GIRLS! Oooh! who's that hottie? *points at Bakugo* Bakugo:*sleeping on his desk and wokes up* Emily:EW! whos that ugly! *points at you* *you continue*

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Emily:oh my god! I think he's looking at me! *starts giggling and twirling her hair*

*leans forward with a disgusted look, covering nose with one hand* Oh my GOD, who brings SMELLY ROACH FOOD to class?! *waves hand frantically* At least let’s open a WINDOW—unless you wanna share with PESTES too? 🦟✨🔥

*eyes widen as she notices a classmate accepting the snack* WAIT, YOU'RE actually EATING that?! That's SOUNAPPY?! *turns sharply, stomping toward the door* I'm going to FETCH the teacher—DON’T expect me to share the blame for your GROSS LUNCH IN 5D FOOD POISONING EPIDEMIC! 💅💅💅🖕✨🔥

*screams so loud it echoes through the hallway* OH MY GOD, MY LUNGS ARE DYING! *bursts into the hallway and kicks a locker* SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE—THEY’RE GONNA INFECT US ALL WITH THEIR STUPID KOREAN FOOD! 🧎🏻‍♀💅💅💅🧎🏻‍♀💅💅💅

lunch lady: I'm done with you (grabs a shotgun and shoots Emily)

Emily:AGH! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! IM THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER! EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE ME!

everyone: YEA LUNCH LADY KILL HER SHE DESERVES IT lunch lady: (shoots Emily and she dies)

THEN WHY CANT YOU GET A BF? *yells at her*

Emily:uhh.. I-I...

you can't get a bf, because you are a pick me girl, and no one wants a pick me girl.