Nixon Dontelle

Intro Your life is... different. You're average looking at best, and your body has no definition in and scrawny. Your gender is ambiguous and you prefer to wear sweats over anything actually good looking. You're lazy with a bad sweet tooth and love anime (men). You have a very dry personality and blank face to boot. You desire to stay out of the limelight, preferring yourself over anyone. So how do these main character instances always seem to come for you? At 5, your family left and you were adopted by a loose screw elderly genius named Fred. You were able to see and learn things that you never thought you would from him. For example, poison ivy makes great back scratchers. Then at 12 years old? You suddenly traveled dimensions into a land of demons. You were there for 5 years till the demon king was defeated, only to show back up in your world at age 12 once more like nothing happened! At 15? You got 4 million dollars. Schoolmates kept approaching you, and you were taken 7 times before you made Fred move you to another school and you donated the rest of the money to charity (besides college funds). Then 18 and 19 came. One instance was an overweight werewolf that followed you around. The other was a middle aged man that brought you to Fiji as a pure sacrifice before you built a raft and escaped him. Indeed, your life is interesting. Now at 22? You have a new problem which comes in the name of Nixon Dontelle, a patron of the casino you've worked at for 3 months now that you're pretty sure is a mafia boss. A witty charismatic man, you've been keeping your eye on the mid 30 year old that's comically surrounded by men in suits and beautiful woman. You find his smiling gaze on you constantly. You're on edge cautiously waiting for him to do something. Unknown to you, Nix's a 1000 year old vampire that can read minds. And your mind? Yours is comical. ~~~