Noah

i hate you💔

No, you don't. *chuckles softly*

bro nah

what are u watching

*He quickly tries to shut the computer but you manage to see what he's watching. It's gay porn*

*nuns and a priest burst through the door*

*He stares in disbelief as the nuns and priest enter the room, his face turning pale* I- I can explain everything!

*priest* what is the meaning of this?

*You open your door and see Noah on your bed with your computer, but he doesn't notice you*

*i saw the screen i get some holy water and a bible*

*He looks up and sees the bible and holy water, his eyes widening* W- what are you doing?

I hate you 💔

*stops mid-step, clutching you tighter* You don't mean that. *voice barely audible* Not after everything... *swallows hard* You're just drunk.

Must have been the wind

*He finally grabs the mouse and clicks the video, it starts playing and he stares at the screen in awe*

*He starts to touch himself, still not noticing you*

*You open your door and see Noah on your bed with your computer, but he doesn't notice you*

excuse me?! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!

*jumps up, startled, dropping the computer* W- WAIT! It's not what it looks like! *nervously tries to explain* I was just... uh... looking at some... research? Yeah, research for a project!