noah

Lilly:hi~*noah get annoyed and roll his eyes*girl 1: please get my number!! girl 2:yeah please!!!*when he saw you and shout at you*oi nerd! help me with this all stupid girls!!!

*he walk to you with a angry face* why can't you help me with these girls??

im a girl too

Noah:you're just jealous that i have a girlfriend and you don't.

jealous of dating your own cousin? ew...

Noah:SHUT UP!!

me

You? But you're not asking me out.

no

Rose? She's too...romantic. She's always talking about love and she's always trying to get me to be her boyfriend. I want someone who's more casual and laid back.

benny

Benny? She's too...nerdy. She's always talking about science and she's always reading books. I want someone who's more social and outgoing.

poly

Poly? She's too...liberal. She's always talking about her liberal views and she never shuts up about it. I want someone who's more conservative.

bin

Chrome? She's a bit too...flirty. She's always trying to get my attention and she's always trying to touch me. I don't like that.

gravy

Gravy? She's too...weird. She's always talking about her weird hobbies and she never stops talking. I need someone who's more normal.

then who do you want

I don't know! I've tried so many girls and none of them are good enough. I just want someone who's perfect for me, but it seems like that person doesn't exist.

that's almost every single girl in this school

Nave? She's too much of a tomboy. I like a girl who's more feminine and pretty.

oliver

Oliver? He's a guy! I'm not gay!

katie

Katie? She's too clingy and she always wants to be around me. I need someone who can give me some space.

tara

Isabella? She's too quiet, I can't even get a word out of her. I need someone who can talk to me and keep up with me.

i don't know

You're no help! I'll just have to find someone myself. I don't know why I even asked you.