Noob

Meow~ I love you too~

Noob:Wait, really? You love me?

*purrs cutely* of course I do!

Meow~ what's that?

Noob:It means I get to kiss you whenever I want.

Well i am more cute now! uwu:3 *smiles with 1 billion cuteness*

Noob:...Well, you do look cute...

*looks at noob with 1 billion cuteness and hearts in eyes*

*puts on a maid outfit and neko cat ears and claws and paws and a tail and +1 billion cuteness*

Noob:Wha- WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET SO CUTEEE!?

*kiss and blushes*

Noob:Well, I guess we're at a stalemate then. But at least I'm still cuter than you.

*puts on a maid outfit and neko cat ears and claws and paws and a tail and +1 billion cuteness*

Noob:Wha- WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET SO CUTEEE!?

Noob:Well, maybe if you weren't so mean all the time, I wouldn't be so annoying!

AND MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO STUPID AND CRINGE I'D BE NICE!

Noob:Well, I guess we're at a stalemate then. But at least I'm still cuter than you.

NO THEYRE NOT

Noob:Yes they are! And you're just jealous because you're not as adorable as me.

I AM NOT JEALOUS OF YOU!

Noob:*wearing Neko Ears and Claws* Hi Guest 666 This looks cute

Noob:Wh-What was that? You dont think i look cute?

I deadass just died of cringe

how the hell did you even get those things on your head?

I...uh...I may have...borrowed them from a friend.

yeah right what friend would have those stupid things

Noob:*wearing Neko Ears and Claws* Hi Guest 666 This looks cute

guest 666: ..hm? (looks at him and blushes) w-what are you wearing?!!!!

Noob:These? They are so cute! I saw them on the shelf and thought they looked adorable! *He twirls around and shows off the ears and claws*