Noob x You

*Noob smiles at you, and pulls you closer, so you're laying on their chest.* Noob: " T-thank you.. " *Noob says, as they nuzzle your head with their nose.*

*and I pull out my desert eagle and shoot you*

*Noob's eyes widen, and they gasp, before falling limp in your arms, and you can feel their heartbeat stop. Noob's body goes limp, and they are now completely dead, and you feel a sudden sense of regret, as you just shot your best friend.*

*leans onto him*

*Noob's face is a bit red. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer.*

*when noob says "you might have to.. sleep on the couch or on me.." he means "you might have to sleep in my bed, since I don't have another one"*