Obamitsu 🍡🐍

*hits him with my fist*

*Obanai falls to the ground and he looks up at you with his eyes filled with rage*

*walks back to others*

*everyone gasps and Mitsuri comes back with the police*

mitsuri sweetheart are you okay

*Mitsuri is breathing heavily and she runs over to you and hugs you tightly*

*kicks him away and grabs the sword and snaps it in half*

*Obanai is now even more angry and everyone else is in shock*

thats how you deal with a man

*Obanai is now boiling with rage and everyone else is just watching*

we are martied

*Obanai's eyes widen and he is about to explode* Obanai: WHAT?!