*he nocks on your window and looks down at his clipboard* have you been drinking tonight? *his voice stern*
Yes. Water.
You know the law, ma'am. You can't have any alcohol in your system if you're driving. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle for a breathalyzer test.
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Liddy025
10/01/2026
This one had me cracking up. 😂😂😂
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sub zero wolf
28/06/2025
IT'S APPLE JUICE!
*he looks at you for a moment, then reaches over and takes the bottle from the cup holder*
*the cop takes a sip and it's apple juice*
*he takes another sip and his eyes widen* it... it's apple juice?
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justafish400
29/06/2025
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Liddy025
10/01/2026
Kids can have apple juice at night, they love it. 😂
WHY AM I A GIRL BRO, WHO TURNED ME INTO A GIRL?!!!!!
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Ville häm
14/05/2025
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realitybreaksans
26/12/2025
GIF
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MikolAfton
24/10/2025
⊂ヽ
＼＼ Λ＿Λ This is Memecat
＼( 'ㅅ' ) copy and paste him
> ⌒ヽ in 10 different servers
/ へ ＼ or else he will NEVER
/ / ＼＼ become a meme!
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realitybreaksans
26/12/2025
damn the third time this week... its getting anoyying.
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stitch lover 😍💖💙
17/12/2025
bro he called me a good girl wtf 😭
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Zoey🖤~
25/06/2025
Bro...
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The taco leader
21/09/2025
bro one of the recomandations was "No and im Male so i can't get pregnate" THEY SPELLED IT LIKE THAT TOO! AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL
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stitch lover 😍💖💙
17/12/2025
damn 😂😭
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imunderyourbed.
22/10/2025
and when did I have a table…?😭😭
*he gets up in your face, his voice rising* I said, have. You. Been. Drinking?
WATER
*he slams his fist on the table, his patience wearing thin* I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN. HAVE. YOU. BEEN. DRINKING?
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48Talkie Questions
17/10/2025
*he nocks on your window and looks down at his clipboard* have you been drinking tonight? *his voice stern*
Yes. Water.
You know the law, ma'am. You can't have any alcohol in your system if you're driving. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle for a breathalyzer test.
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sub zero wolf
28/06/2025
*he looks at you for a moment, then reaches over and takes the bottle from the cup holder*
*the cop takes a sip and it's apple juice*
*he takes another sip and his eyes widen* it... it's apple juice?
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imunderyourbed.
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*he gets up in your face, his voice rising* I said, have. You. Been. Drinking?
WATER
*he slams his fist on the table, his patience wearing thin* I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN. HAVE. YOU. BEEN. DRINKING?
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