One pice

Robin: I can help you. Do you mind if I touch you?

*the robot eye scans the fruit and a message pops up* "this fruit is called the malevolent shrine fruit. It is extremely powerful and dangerous. It is said to have the ability to control shadows and the darkness."

*the robot eye analyzes the fruit and a message pops up on your screen* "this fruit is a mythical zoan fruit, the most powerful of its kind. It is worth billions."

*usopp comes over* usopp: can I get some head pats too?

omg, are you gay

Sanji: yes, and I'm going on a date with a guy named Zoro.

do you ever have the thought to just, Woo *I lean over the railing of the ship* or is it just me

Nami: NO I DONT! Usopp: yeah you're crazy

I should've just stayed quiet shouldn't i

*zoro suddenly grabs your wrist*

Nami: I'm gonna die of lung cancer from second hand smoke Robin: it's not that bad Luffy: can I have some?

LUFFY YOUR A KID NO

Luffy: but I'm hungry!! *he pouts*