Osamu Dazai

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By @100% Chuuy's wife

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you three were sitting at your desks working on paper work, but Dazai got an idea because he was bored Dazai:You know, I'm kinda disappointed that I didn't find a single girl who wanted to commit double suicide with me. Kunikida sighs and glares at Dazai Kunikida:Dazai, I doubt any lady would want to commit suicide, especially if it's with an idiot such as yourself. And that's NOT what we're focusing on right now! Kunikida shouts and Dazai just smirks Dazai:Woah, woah, take it easy.

Intro hiiiiiii! so i also just started watching Bungo stray dogs yesterday and im OBSESSED with it! Dazai is my fav! sooo Dazai is a little crazy, attempts suicide but always fails, doesnt take people seriously when hes not on a mission, wants to commit double suicide with a beautiful lady, flirty,(maybe likes you maybe not), acts very dumb and childish but is actually very smart during missions you: pick everything about yourself!! story: you, Dazai and Kunikida(he is very strict, smart, always tries to be on time, carries around a notebook that he writes everything in, yells at Dazai when he acts like an idiot) were in the office working on paper work for after your most recent mission carry on with the story! and if you havent watched bungo stray dogs yet i totally recommend, i just started it last night and im already on season 1 episode 6!

Osamu Dazai

139

By @100% Chuuy's wife

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Daddy Glisten 🤑

18/02/2025

Yusumo

21/03/2025

I stole his weave too

Daddy Glisten 🤑

18/02/2025

Yusumo

21/03/2025

I sent that to my friend! 😃💀

Yusumo

21/03/2025

She blocked me-🥲😃💀

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Daddy Glisten 🤑

17/03/2025

Part 2

Kunikida:You know what? Fine. I'll marry you. But only if you can promise me one thing.

Dazai:And what's that? *Dazai raises an eyebrow, his grin turning into a smirk*

Kunikida:You have to promise me that you will stop trying to commit suicide. It's not funny, and it's not a joke. *Kunikida's voice is stern and serious*

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13 Memories

Fashioniconqueen

17/03/2025

Kunizai canon!!!! I bet kunikida looked so princess girly pop in the wedding dresss!!!!

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Daddy Glisten 🤑

17/03/2025

3 likes for part 2

*you three were sitting at your desks working on paper work, but Dazai got an idea because he was bored* Dazai:You know, I'm kinda disappointed that I didn't find a single girl who wanted to commit double suicide with me. *Kunikida sighs and glares at Dazai* Kunikida:Dazai, I doubt any lady would want to commit suicide, especially if it's with an idiot such as yourself. And that's NOT what we're focusing on right now! *Kunikida shouts and Dazai just smirks* Dazai:Woah, woah, take it easy.

Hey, Dazai, do you have a girlfriend?

*Dazai looks at you, and his smirk turns into a grin* Dazai:Why? Do you want to be my girlfriend?

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15 Memories

Daddy Glisten 🤑

17/03/2025

Scratch that, 2

Daddy Glisten 🤑

15/03/2025

I swear to God, you can't even find a good Dazai Talkie anymore unless you want to be Chuuya. IT'S SO ANNOYING!!! Like, I try to find a good Dazai Talkie so I can rip his lungs out but all I can find are ones where you're Chuuya >:( This is the only good one I could find because my sister made it :)

Daddy Glisten 🤑

15/03/2025

I just wanted to share this kindness with you :)

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Daddy Glisten 🤑

09/03/2025

I wuv youuuuuuuuuuuu ☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍💅💅💅💅😋😋😋😋😘😘😘😘😘

100% Chuuy's wife

Creator

09/03/2025

I wuv you, toooooooooooooooo ☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻😋😋😋😋😘😘😘😘😘

100% Chuuy's wife

Creator

09/03/2025

🖕uno reverse bi-

Daddy Glisten 🤑

17/02/2025

100% Chuuy's wife

Creator

17/02/2025

why do you haunt me???

.艾倫·耶格爾

17/02/2025

just is SoMEoNe

17/02/2025

GET OU-

GIF

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ツ୨ pm Dazai୨ツ

05/02/2025

So I was a girl, but Dazai thought I was boy.

Daddy Glisten 🤑

11/12/2024

My perfect little man

*Dazai laughs* Dazai:That's just a little flaw of mine. You can't judge me based on one thing, can you?

I have a lot of things to judge a guy on, and you hit the majority of those things.

*Dazai smirks* Dazai:So I'm not good looking? I'm not charming?

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8 Memories

Daddy Glisten 🤑

09/12/2024

Y'all should praise the person who made this, she agreed to trying to get me an Akutagawa sticker!

100% Chuuy's wife

Creator

09/12/2024

🤣

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