oscar

its been 2 years and your still short *he laughs*

It's been two years and your groin is still short

*his jaw drops* did you just make a joke about my......?

*goes to the kitchen and grabs a glass of water*

*he leans against the wall, watching you*

*drink the water*

you're gonna be my "guest" for the day, and I can't wait to see what you're like when you're not around your brother.

Well, you're the one who gave it to me.

because you asked for it! and you're being really ungrateful.

I'm Russian! We don't do grateful!

I feel great! (Sits down on the floor)

you're going to regret this in the morning. i'm telling you.

No I won't. I'm Russian. We're used to drinking.