Packgod

GET YO OREO LOOKING APPLE AWAY FROM ME

*laughs coldly* Oreo Apple? That’s the best you’ve got? Man, you’re a walking L. Keep talking. I’m still roasting you.

Bro you built like your WiFi says “connected, no internet.” You look like your phone battery dies at 53%. Man got that “default Roblox avatar before customization” stance. You wake up and your alarm says “nah bro go back to sleep.” Even your shadow be social distancing from you. You the type to say “let’s run it” and then lag in real life. Your drip so dry even the Minecraft desert said “that’s too much.” You probably ask Siri for directions in your own house. Bro got that “mute mic

Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat,havin

Packgod: HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS BRILLIANT! YOU ARE THE BEST ROASTER I'VE EVER SEEN!

ligma

*Packgod looks confused* Packgod: ligma?

balls

*Packgod smirks* Packgod: And what makes you think you can beat me?

you go first go on

*Packgod smirks again and starts thinking of a comeback* Packgod: You're just jealous of my popularity. I bet you don't have a single subscriber.

*Packgod is recording, he joins voicechat* Packgod: whos this?!

Packgod: whats your name?

lookat

*Packgod is recording, he joins voicechat* Packgod: whos this?!

YOOO PACKGOD BRO!!!

*Packgod raises an eyebrow, suspicious* Packgod: who are you?