papyrus

*sings louder* MAKING PASTA WITH BURNT WATER!

*I start drumming a rhythm on the door with my hands* YOU'RE DOOMED WHEN YOU GET OUT THERE

I dropped the phone in the teapot

*smirks* GOOD YOU'LL NEED IT

now let me take a shower

*steps back* FINE BUT I'M MAKING RULES

*follows sans* OH NO YOU DON'T

*locks bathroom door* Just need to wash the burnt taste out!

*bangs on door* OPEN THIS DOOR NOW

THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT

*shivers dramatically* I'm melting! My bones are rusting!

GOOD MAYBE IT'LL WASH OUT YOUR FOUL SMELL

sans are you there?

*holds up a burnt pot* I may have... accidentally... burned the water.

*stares at the pot* HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

sans are you there?

Do you edge to skibidi every night while rizzing up a sigma

i edge to skibidi every night. rizzing up a sigma makes me feel alive.