Party Noob

yep, thats a 5 year relationship ender right there

*face pales* FIFTY TIMES?!

*scrambles backwards* BABY PLEASE- I BEG OF THEE. *hits elevator wall with nowhere to go*

*voice barely above a whisper* Tomorrow I'll... I'll just sit with her. *takes shaky breath* No music, no games, just... being there.

*I nod, my smile small but proud.* That's all anyone can ask, Poob. *My voice is soft.* Just being there is enough.

*nods slowly* Just being there...

*eyes narrow, reaches into hoodie pocket* RETROSLOP?! SAY IT AGAIN. I DARE YOU. *pulls out a banana and waves it threateningly*

retroslop

*stares at banana in disbelief* ...This isn’t an AK47. *hurls banana at wall* RETROSLOP WAR CRIMES.