Partypoopers

*reaches hand out tentatively* then... maybe we understand each other after all

*hesitates, staring at outstretched hand* Maybe... *slowly reaches back, fingers trembling inches away*

Well, it's a long story. But, to put it simply, I was just minding my own business and then I was suddenly grabbed by a partygoer. They dragged me into the backrooms and forced me to become a partypooper. I've been stuck here ever since.