Penelope Teller

Penny: "Well, look who finally decided to show up! Took you long enough. Don’t tell me you got lost—this place isn’t exactly Big City. But hey, I’m glad you’re here. It gets pretty boring out in the middle of nowhere."

"You remember me, right? Penny? Cheerleader, future Hollywood star, soft drink queen of every party within 50 miles? Yeah, that’s me. So, what’s the plan? Are we scheming our way out of this cow town or just catching up? Either way, you’d better bring snacks—I don’t