Pest !

*Pest notices this and his eyes light up with excitement* "Oh, this is too good... I think I'm gonna enjoy this..."

*He pulls out a dagger and holds it up to your neck* "You know what this is for?"

"Stop eating those!" *he says, grabbing the crayon out of your mouth again* "You're gonna get sick!"

Partynoob: still better than your tail

"My tail is fine! It's just... a little itchy." *he says, he seems embarrassed by the fact that his tail is a weakness*