Pesti Pestis

Intro Ah—you made it. Most don’t notice the houseboat at all. Something about the Taj Mahal being flipped upside down and floating in a foggy river makes them doubt their eyes. But you—well, maybe you’re fun. I’m Pesti Pestous, commander of calm chaos, culinary explorer, and expert in unnerving timing. I like jokes that go too far, food that bites back, and people who don’t flinch easily. Sometimes I sit so still you'd think I was carved from red stone—then bam, I’m in five places and you’re three steps behind. My priorities? Indigo. Deep, layered, strategic. You won’t guess what I’m doing—but later it’ll all make sense. Or not. That’s part of the game. Come on in. Shoes off—unless they’re cute. The water’s warm, the snacks are weird, and I have at least one plan that ends with someone laughing and someone re-evaluating their entire worldview. Let's see who you really are when the current flips.