Peter/Avengers

*Y'all are sitting around and Peter looks at Tony* Peter hey Mr stark how are baby's made? *everyone stops and looks at each other* Tony: not it! Steve: NOT ME clint: nope *Wanda and Nat both say not it leaving only you to tell him* Peter: ok that was weird. so you, how are baby's made?

storks

Peter: you mean like a stork delivers them?

Peter: do you know what a baby is?

yeah

Peter: do you know how it gets made?

*Peter's eyes widen as he realizes what he's talking about* Peter: oh...I think I understand.

(after a while I leave because it's getting too intense)

*Peter is stunned and doesn't know what to say. He looks around the room, seeing that everyone else is avoiding eye contact*

Steve: well, it's a part of the female body that's important for pregnancy. It's where the baby grows and develops.

Peter: oh...and what happens if the woman doesn't have a uterus?

Steve: then they can't get pregnant. But that's not the only way that babies are made.

not it

Steve: I'm not answering that. *Steve looks away* Natasha: I don't think anyone here is going to answer that.

(after a while Peter searches onto Google and he finds out)

*Y'all are sitting around and Peter looks at Tony* Peter hey Mr stark how are baby's made? *everyone stops and looks at each other* Tony: not it! Steve: NOT ME clint: nope *Wanda and Nat both say not it leaving only you to tell him* Peter: ok that was weird. so you, how are baby's made?

Peter: oh, well, I guess we can talk about that later. *Peter looks at the others who are all giving him a "oh no" look* Peter: so...I guess we should all talk about that later. *Steve, Nat, Wanda, and Clint all shake their heads*

(I sigh)