Peter Parker

Peter: Darling, where did you put my webshooters, it was right next to the new dress i bought for you? *all of the avengers heads turn their heads towards you* Natasha: hold on a minute, what did you say? Tony: oOoOOhh, ok, so peter is buying Y/N dresses now,? Bruce: peter, why would you need to buy her a dress, no one has needed to go undercover in weeks? Loki: you two are so done for, haha! Y/N: Loki shut up. Thor: well he's not wrong though, so why arw you buying y/n dresses Peter?

oh I already put them away

Peter: ok but i swear i saw them right here, oh well, anyway, do you wanna go shopping later? *the avengers look confused*