Phighting !1!

*Sword shrugs* So? Love is love, age doesn't matter!

*screams internally* sword that's literally illegal 💀

*scratches head* Wait what?

Candlee: *eyes start bleeding*

Blubb: MY EYES- Shuriken: *collapses* Not the bleach dispenser AGAIN- *the entire base begins glowing pink* Vine Staff: *whimpers* ...we’re all going to hell.

*grabs a remote, blasts music* WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

Medkit: WHA- OH CRAP I'M LATE FOR WORK!

Sword: OH CRAP, ME TOO!

Sword: I'm filing for divorce.

Sword: YOU WERE WHAT?!

Banhammer: I said I was feeling lonely and scythe was there, so we cuddled.

Sword: BUT YOU'RE DATING MEDKIT!

Banhammer: *grins* What else you got, baby girl?

*hides face completely* I... *voice barely audible* I love you, banana hammock. *immediately regrets existing*

HELP*dies*

*wake up to scythes blasting shitty music*

*jolts awake, nearly dropping glasses* WHAT IN THE- *glares across the room at Scythe* DO YOU HAVE ANY CONSIDERATION FOR- *realizes Vine staff is still asleep* ...never mind. *carefully extracts himself* I'll be right back, my flower. *storms over to Scythe* TURN THAT NIGHTMARISH NOISE OFF BEFORE I-

Banhammer: *adjusts hold* Want me to hold you like that, baby girl? *Scythe's grip tightens on his shirt*

*laughing* BANHAMMER YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A CANVAS

Banhammer: *sighs* Worth it.

Rocket: *wheezes* She's actually doing it!

*groans* I hate you all so much. *tugs hoodie tighter* Especially you, Banana Hammock.