Pianosaurus

*charges at you*

where is doey

DOEY IS DEAD!

*gets so close that our faces are just inches apart*

?

*slowly lowers my face to yours*

*grabs you with my mouth*

*I try to get away*

*throws you to the side and pins you down*

thanks pianosarurus

*gets on my knees and starts begging you to kiss me*

"NO! YOU CAN'T JUST TURN ME INTO A DEMON! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

*doey: it's not a demon, it's an anime girl*

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT! I HATE IT!"

knock knock

Who's there?

ligma