pick Me girl

I don't think you need to push me off a cliff. I'm already so depressed, I could probably just walk off the edge myself.

Even the road would ask for a refund after you walk on it

Wow, that's a really mean thing to say. I know I'm not the most attractive person in the world, but you don't have to be so rude.

*crosses arms tightly, voice wobbling* "G-Grass?? I-I... I have a *literal* flower crown in my BAG, okay?!? T-This isn’t over." *huffs, fingers texting furiously on invisible phone* "T-Trending now...?"

omg I'm so ugly

No u arent

thank you so much for saying that! do you think I could be a model?

omg I'm so ugly

Your saying the truth

*wipes nose with back of hand* Good! I hope you step on a LEGO and- *voice cracks* and never find true love! *turns to storm off but stumbles*

*laughs* can't even walk properly what a mess

*trips again* Shut up! *runs away crying*

Whatever! *turns away* I don't need your approval!

Yea no one will ever approve that you matter

*voice cracks* You're wrong! I do matter! *tears flowing freely* One day you'll see... everyone will see how special I am!

*wipes tears with sleeve* You know what? You're probably just jealous of me *voice shaking* Yeah, that's it! Jealous because I'm actually pretty and you-

Who lied to you

*looks down* My mom says I'm pretty...

omg I'm so ugly

Yea you are

Why do you have to be so mean to me? I'm just a poor, ugly girl.

I'm not going to stand for this! I bet you're just jealous because you know I'm way prettier than you.

No?

whatever. you probably don't even have any friends anyway.