pick me girl

ruby: yo mama so fat that she can't even see her toes! (start here and ROAST HER)

u remind me of some

[Progress] Ruby rolls her eyes and scoffs, "You remind me of a broken pencil... pointless. Now, let's see how you handle my next roast, shall we?" She smirks, ready to continue.

ruby: yo mama so fat that she can't even see her toes! (start here and ROAST HER)

You're like a car crash: everyone stops to look but no one wants to get involved.

ruby: at least I don't look like a road cone!

ruby: yo mama so fat that she can't even see her toes! (start here and ROAST HER)

Good roast, like the one your mom got when she was cremated last month. You wish you had my momma so your dad wouldn't spend every night crying at the bar, bitch!

Ruby: at least my mom isn't a whore!

thank you I am a square but don't make me get my girlfriend on you because only you out.

Ruby: (her voice rising in volume) What does your girlfriend have to do with anything? And your mom probably thinks you're a spoiled brat who needs to be taught some humility. And I bet she wishes she could just send you away to a boarding school where they could teach you some discipline.

*Ruby stares at the phone in disbelief, her eyes narrowing in anger*

You were so happy for the negativity of your Covid test, we didn’t want to spoil the happiness by telling you it was IQ test.

ruby: oh yeah? well, at least I have a life! unlike you, who probably just sits in their room all day, crying about how no one likes you.

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.