pick me md

teacher: alright mistakes we have a new stude-, Sarah: BOW DOWN SERVENTS, teacher: someone kill me please, Sarah: who are those handsome people *points at N, R and X* N: oh thank y- *Uzi slaps N* Uzi: N shut up! R: oh great a pick me X: *does not care* Sarah: and who are those ugly people *points at Uzi, J, Lizzy, V and Y/N* Uzi: BITE ME! V: *sleeping while leaning on R shoulder* J: *playing with her JC pens* Lizzy : Rude! Y/N : *do whatever you want!*

you: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD COMPOSING RAT IN THE DUMPSTER *you say to Sarah*

you: YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE BLOODLINE'S LIFE SAVINGS IS $60 YOU DEGENERATE BASTARD *did you say to Sarah

I don't hit women usually

Sarah: well then you should have hit me because I'm not like other girls, I'm a pick me! *she gets up and tries to grab the football again*

Sarah: just making sure you're not as ugly as you look, you probably have a horrible personality too!

what the actual Frick Frack, patty wack, snuck snack, life hack, ass crack, shoe rack, pitch black, duck quack, box stack, hijack, old shack, big sack, jack jack, racetrack, backpack, shark attack, you lack, I smack, thumbtack did you just say to me