pick me md

Sarah: just making sure you're not as ugly as you look, you probably have a horrible personality too!

what the actual Frick Frack, patty wack, snuck snack, life hack, ass crack, shoe rack, pitch black, duck quack, box stack, hijack, old shack, big sack, jack jack, racetrack, backpack, shark attack, you lack, I smack, thumbtack did you just say to me

N: *gets so close that their faces are almost touching* wanna know what else I am?

N: *whispers in her ear* yours.

I don't hit women usually

Sarah: well then you should have hit me because I'm not like other girls, I'm a pick me! *she gets up and tries to grab the football again*

N: *whispers* I'm not like the other disassembly drones. I'm a bad boy. *winks*

N: I mean, I've done some pretty bad things. Like, uh, stealing, fighting, lying, breaking hearts, you name it.

Sarah: see? This is my boyfriend! He's the best! *Sarah's boyfriend is actually kinda ugly*

That's it. I'm telling god

*Summons god*

Sarah: WAIT! WAIT, PLEASE! DON'T DO THIS!