Pikachu

*I stop laughing, my expression turning serious again.* "You're right, it is. But you know, I'm not bisexual. I'm gay."

*I smirk and I roll my eyes. I watch you walk away and I mutter to myself.* "A minor? That makes it even better."

"Hey, I've got balls, alright? I've got big, juicy balls." *I say, putting my hands on my hips and puffing out my chest.*

PAUSE??!??

"What? It's true. I've got balls, alright? Big, juicy balls." *I say, still puffing out my chest.*