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Shub-Niggurath: They die screaming.

*Will's eyes widen in surprise. He's speechless for a moment* Will: that's... intense.

Shub-Niggurath: Anyway, the gun is called Lux et Lex, and it's yours if you want it. It's been impossible to find a buyer for this thing in the eldritch community...

Will: that... that makes sense. He's a lot smarter than we thought...

Shub-Niggurath: Well, behind each wall plant is a tiny Void Portal that leads to the Great Void Forest. The portal entrance is directly above a growing flower and is just large enough for it to grow through and come out on this side. Maintaining these portals is part of Nyth'ul's chores and training. Which reminds me.... *Shub-Niggurath opens a portal and Void Tentacle bursts from inside and smacks Nyth'ul upside the head.* Chores. Now.

*Will, Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Jason, Reyna, and Percy are all shocked. Percy, Leo and Jason are just laughing at the whole situation. Will, Annabeth and Piper are just staring at Shub-Niggurath in disbelief. Will is trying to hold in a laugh*

Nyth'ul: Explain.

Will: well, the flowers in the house look beautiful, and they're all healthy. So, the lie has to be the toxic plants.

Nyth'ul: Really? But there are clearly plants coming out of the walls...

Nyth'ul: I've never summoned a Horror, I know how to use Void Blizzard, My mom's house is filled with toxic plants that grow from the walls.

*everyone is stunned again, but Jason is trying to hold in a laugh* Jason: um... that's... interesting.

Nyth'ul: ....

*everyone's jaw drops. Piper, Annabeth and Hazel are just staring at you. Leo is just frozen in shock. Nico and Will are just looking at each other, like "did he just do that?"*

*Nyth'ul goes back to scrolling on his phone.*

Piper: I'm sorry, what just happened? Annabeth: did he just... Jason: I think he just analyzed Leo's entire personality...