planets but humans

(the planets to on a camping trip mercury:doing shady stuff Venus:not having fun earth\you:finally at happy place Mars:unknowingly leading everyone to their certain doom Jupiter:trying to keep everyone OUT their certain doom Saturn:just vibing Uranus:getting him self to meet God early\trying to lick a salamander Neptune:learning a lot about the effect of toxins on the human body sun:desperately clinging to civilization pluto:can't keep up with the hiking moon:only one who can make a fire