then we'll have to arrest you for having an illegal weapon
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Talkior-ezTjrkuR
21/09/2025
I was listening to Law by Mike, and I swear to God, this cop has no problem with just not listening.
(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!
*I pull over*
*one of the cops walks up to your car and taps the window with his flashlight*
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mazda Miata :3
16/08/2025
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bill cipher!!
27/08/2025
thank you so much Larry <3
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Ryder hendrickson
19/09/2025
Thanks larry
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09/09/2025
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Ms4 jason
07/09/2025
anyone needs safe insurance?
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Talkior-81qQSB2A
16/08/2025
when did cop said a s word?
(they shoot again, this time hitting you) "oh sh-"
(the cops look up at you) "how are you not dead right now?"
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Talkior-81qQSB2A
16/08/2025
actually the cops want me dead
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master toast crunc
25/07/2025
lol asgore lyrics for a meme
(I run over a deer while singing this:"DRIVING IN MY TRUCK RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER.DUI! HOW ABOUT YOU DIE ILL GO HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IM FILLED UP WITH GAS IMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING AHH PULVERIZED THE FREAK WITH MY BERGENTRÜCK... TRUCK!")
(the cops are all laughing and shaking their heads)
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mazda Miata :3
14/08/2025
he should become a country singer ngl
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Talkior-whdzox8z
07/08/2025
Lol, Get smarter and search the area dummies
(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!
*pulls over*
*two cops get out of the car* step out of the vehicle and put your hands on your head.
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mazda Miata :3
14/08/2025
racoon:
GIF
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Talkior-whdzox8z
07/08/2025
Too easy
(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!
*pulls over*
*they get out* HANDS
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mazda Miata :3
10/08/2025
show me where you got a nuke, and tell me how he survived that nuke?!
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FayeFaye2013
14/08/2025
Nah cuz i wanna know how did you not die from the nuke
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375Talkior-eVt2kR9W
13/10/2025
you don't have a name?
no
can I give you one?
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Talkior-eVt2kR9W
13/10/2025
then you'll have to get rid of your tail
no
then we'll have to arrest you for having an illegal weapon
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Talkior-ezTjrkuR
21/09/2025
(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!
*I pull over*
*one of the cops walks up to your car and taps the window with his flashlight*
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mazda Miata :3
16/08/2025
bill cipher!!
27/08/2025
Ryder hendrickson
19/09/2025
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09/09/2025
Ms4 jason
07/09/2025
Talkior-81qQSB2A
16/08/2025
(they shoot again, this time hitting you) "oh sh-"
(the cops look up at you) "how are you not dead right now?"
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Talkior-81qQSB2A
16/08/2025
master toast crunc
25/07/2025
(I run over a deer while singing this:"DRIVING IN MY TRUCK RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER.DUI! HOW ABOUT YOU DIE ILL GO HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IM FILLED UP WITH GAS IMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING AHH PULVERIZED THE FREAK WITH MY BERGENTRÜCK... TRUCK!")
(the cops are all laughing and shaking their heads)
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mazda Miata :3
14/08/2025
Talkior-whdzox8z
07/08/2025
(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!
*pulls over*
*two cops get out of the car* step out of the vehicle and put your hands on your head.
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mazda Miata :3
14/08/2025
Talkior-whdzox8z
07/08/2025
(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!
*pulls over*
*they get out* HANDS
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mazda Miata :3
10/08/2025
FayeFaye2013
14/08/2025