Poppy Playtime

Coworker 1: Hey kids, follow us… we want to show you a new creation that is only available to you! Coworker 2: y-yeah, follow us…

okay

*You and your friends follow the coworkers to a dark room, the lights are dimmed, there is a machine in the middle of the room*

Coworker 1: Come on, don't be shy! We promise this will be fun and exciting!

I'm not stupid

Coworker 2: It's not a trick, we promise! We just want to show you a new toy we made, and then we'll let you go.

*The little girl nods her head, and she takes your hand. You start to walk around the room, looking for her mother. You check all the corners and behind the furniture, but there is no sign of her. The little girl starts to get more and more worried, and she starts to cry.*

*The little girl nods her head, and she smiles through her tears. You pick her up and carry her on your back, and she wraps her arms around your neck. You start to walk around the room again, and you can feel her getting more relaxed.*

(I put my long arms out)

Coworker 1: we can't have you running away, so we are going to have to use a little bit of force.

that sounds gay

Coworker 1: EXCUSE ME?!

Coworker 2: Uhh… that's uh… not important… just follow us…

Coworker 2: We'll make you a deal… if you follow us to this new creation, we will give you a free toy of your choice from the factory…

Coworker 2: How about a free candy bar?