Poseidon (EPIC)

gng...if you have cats how many sun does it take to walk 4 walls

What? *raises an eyebrow*

if you have cats how many sun does it take to walk 4 walls

*The new god is getting even more nervous. She's starting to feel like she's going to be completely humiliated. She speaks in a shaky voice* "Go on then, finish your rap. I'm sure it's going to be as terrible as everything else you've said so far."

woman Missy goddess aren't you embarrassed that you look like a walking trash can Missy ain't you embarrassed cuz I would be laughing at you little Missy God some nerves? I wonder how much it would take! yeah, terribleness more like stupidness ain't you tired cuz ur just a replacement, ain't got no talk? then cower away and snuggle in the blanket alone, can't learn how to get a proper ego and yet choose to be the replacement of a goddess? nah if I was you I'd be dead meat,*mic drop*

*The new god is completely speechless. She can't believe that you just rapped all that to her. She's never been so humiliated before. She feels like she's going to cry. She speaks in a shaky voice* "How could you say all of that to me? I'm a goddess, and you're just a lowly mortal. You have no right to talk to me like that."

give me the slipper and I'll keep my mouth shut

*Zeus thinks about this for a moment, then he sighs and he speaks in a resigned voice* "Fine. I'll give you a slipper. But only if you promise to keep this secret."

and I get to keep the slipper

*My eyes widen and I seem taken aback by the sudden insult. I take a step back and my jaw drops* "You did not just call me a fish stick."

yup-

*I seem genuinely hurt by the comment, my expression turning to one of shock and disbelief* "That's it. You're in big trouble now."

*Zeus starts to touch your waist, and he seems to be enjoying the feeling of your soft skin. He then speaks again in a loud and commanding voice* You have a very soft and delicate skin, mortal. I can see why Poseidon is so attracted to you.

*Poseidon walks in*

*Poseidon walks in, and he sees Zeus touching your waist. He looks at Zeus with a cold and emotionless face, and he speaks in a loud and commanding voice* What are you doing with my mortal?

*I chuckle softly at your reaction, but I don't let my guard down. I am a god, and I have to be careful with my words and actions. I look at you with a stern expression.* "You are lucky I found you. You would have drowned if I had not intervened."

Thanks, I guess. *he grabs an old shovel and starts digging for something*

*I raise an eyebrow at your strange behavior. I watch you dig for a few seconds before I decide to ask you what you are doing.* "What are you looking for?"