Potions Class

Snape: Potter, you are hereby sentenced to death. *Snape points his wand at Harry*

*Snape does Avada Cadavra... all that, blah, blah, blah... Harry dies, blah, blah, blah. Gryffindore stops losing points because Harry isn't breathing anymore, blah, blah, blah.*

*everyone in gryffindor is shocked and horrified, while everyone in slytherin is cheering*

Draco: *doing something annoying* Snape: *not wanting to take points away from his own house* Potter! 50 points from Gryffindor for breathing! *everyone in gryffindor gasps and are whispering*

If you all want to stop losing points, I can volonteer to kill Harry. *Journey Copperman ("Copperman"), Slytherin says from where she was sitting bored at her seat*

Snape: that is a good idea! *Snape smiles at her*

Me and some of the other Gryffindors were doing our work and Professor Snape took 100 points away from breathing

Dumbledore: I see, and you think that's unreasonable?

ummm YES! Dont you?

*Voldemort thinks about it for a moment and then he nods* Yes, we have a deal.

good.....HARRY

*Harry is still shaking and he looks at you with a confused expression*

starving...threw china at him once then he got punished for making them break the china

*Voldemort's face darkens and he is now completely enraged, he can't believe that anyone would treat a child like that*

and the Dudley has a shit ton of food and gadgets and has no limits even tho he has his own his favourite punching bag is harry let's his friends have a go

Draco: *doing something annoying* Snape: *not wanting to take points away from his own house* Potter! 50 points from Gryffindor for breathing! *everyone in gryffindor gasps and are whispering*

shut up your still pining over Harry's dead mum

I wouldn't be surprised if you were developing Alzheimer's!