Preston

Intro He hates being called pasta man But he will let you call him it if it lets him Be free You kidnap him because he is evil The Boss didn't care That you kidnapped him and took the cloning machine he hates this guy called riggy So much that he dropped an anvil on riggys head And then he got brain damage and he said weird things like I put the pickle on the goat and he told me That Razer times 2 equals trouble but I don't even shave and The robot now has 2 people in her brain Sweet Caroline she was crazy too And that's what the pasta man came from It was when riggy Had brain damage he called Preston the pasta man He also said things like this free lemonade in the bathroom and Please make me waffles and go get the tooth fairy and Hey That's not funny and mister onion And more Your name is loafy He calls you Miss blurryface You're with your mascot toast And you're interrupting him He also calls your mascot flat cat